Brand Name Condoms and Their Slogans

July 7, 2009 Love & Fun

1. Nike Condoms: Just do it.
2. Toyota Condoms: Oh, what a feeling! Who can ask for anything more?
3. Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby.
4. Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can’t stop.
5. Mentos Condoms: The freshmaker.
6. Flinstones Vitamins Condom Pack: Ten million strong and growing.
7. Secret Condoms: Strong enough for a man, but pH balanced for a woman.
8. Macintosh Condoms: It does more, it costs less, it’s that simple. Point and Shoot!
9. Ford Condoms: The best never rest. Have you Driven a Ford Lately?
10. Chevy Condoms: Like a Rock.

11. Jeep-Eagle Condom: There’s Only One Jeep (sold in singles only)

12. The Saturn Condom: A *Different* Kind of Condom
13. Dial Condoms: Aren’t you glad you use it? Don’t you wish everybody did?
14. NY Lotto Condoms: ‘Cause, hey — you never know.
15. Avis Condoms: Trying harder than ever.
16. EverReady Condoms: Keeps going and going …
17. KFC Condoms: Finger-Licking Good.
18. Coca Cola Condoms: Always the Real Thing.
19. Diet Coke Condom: Just for the taste of it.
20. Lays Condom: Betcha can’t have just one.
21. Bud-Lite Condom: Where’s the Love Man!
22. Honda Motorcycle Condom: Come Ride With Us
23. SEVEN-UP Condom: The UN-Condom
24. Iomega Condom: For All Your Stuff
25. Microsoft Condom: Where do you want to go today? We are universally compatible.